Ellen Joe At Your Service -aznyan- |best|

In gameplay, Ellen Joe is an Ice Attribute/Attack specialty character known for turning the battlefield into a flurry of ice and scissors.

She is not real. She does not exist. And yet, thousands of people will finish reading this article, open their browser, type in the search bar, and listen to her say for the thousandth time: Ellen Joe At Your Service -Aznyan-

"Welcome back. Your desk is clean. Your tea is warm. And your worries? I’ve filed them away. Ellen Joe is at your service." In gameplay, Ellen Joe is an Ice Attribute/Attack

The customer was a regular: a stressed-out corporate worker who looked like he hadn't slept in three days. He blinked, staring at Ellen's cat ears and the massive shark tail poking out from under her frilly apron [1, 4]. "Uh... are you a shark or a cat?" he asked hesitantly. Ellen’s eye twitched. Her tail smacked the floor once. And yet, thousands of people will finish reading