A 5-foot hardwood staff (like a hiking stick) gives you reach. You can trip a zombie, push them away, or deliver a skull-crushing blow from 4 feet away without getting blood splatter in your mouth.
No guns? No problem.
It doesn't take itself seriously and leans heavily into the absurdity of the situation. scouts guide to the zombie apocalypse
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent – especially when bashing zombie skulls. A 5-foot hardwood staff (like a hiking stick)